GO TO SLEEP

(1:37:55 AM) cuisinirk: ewwo
(1:38:03 AM) queso: owwe
(1:38:14 AM) cuisinirk: the neighbors are keeping me up.
(1:38:25 AM) cuisinirk: And I live UPSTAIRS 4 houses down.
(1:38:31 AM) queso: Ew gross.
(1:38:36 AM) queso Are they singing?
(1:38:38 AM) cuisinirk: called cops.
(1:38:57 AM) cuisinirk: no they're talking and loudly discussing
(1:39:09 AM) cuisinirk: already walked down and told someone they needed to keep it down and they didn't
(1:39:56 AM) queso: ugh how annoying
(1:40:21 AM) queso: Do you have an mp3 player? Maybe you can drown them out
(1:40:27 AM) cuisinirk: and since I was all ready to sleep I'm not in the mood to be awake anymore til it's handled
(1:40:34 AM) cuisinirk: I do but I would prefer winning.
(1:40:42 AM) queso: XDDD hahaha

My Cat Killed Gerald.

To be fair, it's not really that hard to kill Gerald, and Allie-cat DOES have a VERY BIG BUTT. After sitting on him enough times, something tragic was bound to happen. Hey, at least he's easy to resurrect if you jam a stick into him.

...I guess now's the time that I clarify that one of Char's computers is named Gerald, and Allie-cat likes to sit on the keyboard because it's warm, and because she likes being a troublesome cat, and the stick is a USB drive loaded with Ubuntu boot files or something like that, and that when I get home, Char might kill me.

...Guys, please remind her that I can't type out a whole 1.5 more novels when I'm a ghost. Not coherent novels, at least. Please?

EDIT: Oh geeze, Allie-cat.